Episode 048: " Digging Ditches, Not Dates," an aimless discussion on life's tragedies.

Maria has earned her feature episode. Appropriately, it's a rambling one but it's one of our favorites. Why, when people are supposedly reincarnated were they always the Queen of the Nile instead of something far less noble? Speaking of less noble professions...Jay was an actual ditch-digger. Are sports as enjoyable without the fans? Detailed analysis of why baseball umpiring sucks as well as Eric providing an umpire imitation using Hall's cough drop package. Eric coughs his way through an explanation of what it was like to be speech and tennis dork in high school. Maria is challenged to an impromptu speech-off and describes a shitty boring date at a Hibachi Grill. If you're a woman that's been on a shitty date, you'll love this. To wrap this up, Maria describes vaginas as "aquariums". Think about it. Hey, listener...are you also a speech and tennis dork or an actual ditch digger? Do you have an aquarium? You'd fit in great with us. Stick around and become an academic.